In the Spirit of Christmas.

I'm feeling a little bit sacrilegious today and this TV listing encouraged my mind to bad behaviour. Please see what is showing on channel 3.



Yup, Christ in the City. I wonder if this show is anything like Sex and The City? I can't imagine that it would be, but my overactive brain immediately conjured images of Jesus and the disciples talking about girls, how it was such a shame that really attractive harlot had to be stoned yesterday, discussing how perfect Sarah was except for the fact that she was a Leper. Chatting about the new Karl Lagerfeld phylacteries that all the cool kids were wearing. I imagine them in trendy water to wine bars. Shopping at the chicest of the Roman boutiques. I can't quite wrap my head around them drinking Cosmopolitans. I can however see a few of the apostles drinking Tartinis. I wonder what the Hebrew word for fabulous is and how often they used it.

This then led me to thinking which Apostle would be which Sex and The City character. Clearly Jesus would be the Carrie of the group. Would that make Mary Magdalene Mrs. Big? There's some unleavened bread for thought. I honestly can't remember all of the Apostles now, except for Judas and clearly he would be the Samantha. Yeah, definitely the Samantha.