God Bless America....Literally

I was just walking through the parking lot and came across what is quite possibly the most disturbing bumper sticker I have ever laid eyes on. Even more disturbing than the time I saw a car with literally hundreds of yellow "Support Our Troops" ribbons all over it. The new world champion bumper sticker in sheer disturbingness reads, "God is not Red or Blue. God is an American." Now everyone please close your eyes and imagine me with my mouth hanging open, shaking my head in sheer amazement... Enough said.